*checks if acne is still there*
in spanish, we don’t say “i love you” we say “me jodas con un ventilador de techo” which roughly translates to “you are missing from me”. i just think that’s really beautiful.
wow google translate is so unreliable
my friend’s boyfriend broke up with her via snapchat and if that doesn’t sum up the 21st century in one event i don’t know what does
a Macklemore concert
things to avoid:
- being crushed
- candy crush
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg*
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*